FAQs for the Informed and the Inquisitive

Q: What is the deal with your weird font size?

A: We like to read between the lines, or between the letters, really.

Q: Why do you use black on black?

A: It's like our favorite color scheme, or our favorite color scheme's favorite scheme.

SubFAQs for the Inquisitive

Q: Can you please explain the meaning of life?

A: No.

Q: What is the purpose of this website?

A: To confuse, to delight, and to slightly perturb your average internet user.