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Zero Theory, the brainchild of renowned physicist (and part-time baker) Zephyr, is a radical new approach to understanding the universe. Or, at the very least, it's a new approach to understanding why the bagels at the cafeteria are always so... flat.
Here are some advanced concepts in Zero Theory:
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