Zero Theory in Practice

As we all know, the universe is 99% certain to be a simulation created by a civilization of advanced aliens. But what happens when you try to apply this knowledge to everyday life?

A Case Study:

Meet Jane, a software engineer who applied zero theory to her morning commute. She started by assuming the bus was actually a simulation of her aunt's 2007 Pontiac G8, and began practicing her best "I'm not a morning person" face in the rearview mirror.

Read more about Jane's adventures on the bus

Theories and Techniques:

• Zero Theory and Quantum Physics - How particles and waves are actually just simulated cats
• Zero Theory and Quantum Computing - A guide to building a quantum computer in your basement (just kidding, don't try that)
• Zero Theory and Quantum Gastroonomy - Because the universe is 99% certain to be a simulation, the rules of physics don't apply to the snack food aisle