Advanced Procrastination Techniques

Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

When it comes to procrastination, the key is to focus on the process, not the outcome. This chapter will cover the fundamentals of doing nothing, and how to apply them to real-world situations.

Chapter 2: The Science of Browsing

Learn how to browse the internet without actually accomplishing anything. This chapter will delve into the art of finding the perfect cat video, and how to make it last forever.

Chapter 3: The Philosophy of Procrastination

Explore the existential implications of doing nothing. Is it a choice, or is it a calling? This chapter will examine the meaning of life, and why you should just go ahead and play some video games instead.

Doing Nothing in Theory Zero Theorem in Practice

And for those who want more advanced techniques, check out the Advanced Advanced Procrastination Techniques