Zero Theory: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome to the definitive guide on the most basic of basic theories: Zero Theory. This is the art of doing nothing, and doing it better than anyone else.

With Zero Theory, you'll learn the secrets of:

• Sitting on the couch for hours, staring at the wall
• Making "research" on Wikipedia for hours without finding anything
• Watching cat videos until your eyes bleed

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Dive deeper into the world of Zero Theory: