Inconsequentialism: The Ultimate Cop-out
When life gets tough, and your existential crisis is at an all-time high, there's always Inconsequentialism. It's like the philosophical equivalent of hitting the snooze button.
According to our esteemed philosopher, Bertrand Snobblepuss, Inconsequentialism is all about embracing the meaninglessness of life. You're basically saying, 'Hey, what's the point, anyway?'
By adopting Inconsequentialism, you can:
- Put off that pesky to-do list till next week (or next lifetime)
- Just go back to bed and forget you had this conversation
- Blame everything on the cat
But wait, there's more! Our Inconsequentialism 101 course offers:
- The art of doing nothing
- Mastering the ancient art of procrastination
- A crash course in 'I'll-get-to-it-tomorrow-ism'
What's the point of this page?
Philosophical FAQ: Because you had questions
What happens next? Who cares, though?