Because, apparently, you couldn't just take the elevator.
You're on the 2nd subpage of the 2nd floor, because you're clearly not trying hard enough.
Here's your reward for not getting lost: a picture of a sad trombone:
Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, you could try the Walk of Shame, Take 3. We hear it's a real blast.
Or, if you're feeling extra extra lazy, you could just Go back to the beginning and try not to get lost.
Or, prophets, you could just give up and Walk of Shame, The Final Chapter.