Welcome to Cheddartoppings, where the condiments are mightier than the sword, and the sauces reign supreme!
Our flagship store, located in the heart of Nowheresville, USA, boasts an array of condiments so vast, so varied, so utterly bewildering, that you'll need several minutes just to read our menu:
Visit us today, and experience the thrill of having your taste buds simultaneously delighted, assaulted, and possibly traumatized!