The Browsing Version
20-Minute Time Outs
Warning: This site may cause excessive scrolling, eye strain, and existential dread. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent brain damage, but hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.
Our team of expert browsing specialists have curated a list of the top 10 things you can do in 20 minutes or less:
- 1. Scroll through an empty page for 20 minutes
- 2. Try to remember what you were doing
- 3. Wonder if the internet is working
- 4. Read the same article 5 times
- 5. Make a schedule for the next 5 minutes
- 6. Talk to yourself in the third person
- 7. Check your watch 10 times
- 8. Dream of a better internet
- 9. Play the 'who can scroll the fastest' game
- 10. Make a to-do list for the next 5 minutes
