Warning: This site is not for the faint of heart. Or, you know, for people who don't have 20 seconds to read the instructions. But hey, that's your problem.
Here's the deal. You've got 20 seconds to figure out what's going on. That's it. Don't bother me with the details. I've got better things to do than hold your hand through basic web navigation.
So, here's your 20 seconds. Start reading, start clicking, start figuring it out. I'll be over here, sipping tea and judging your inability to read the instructions.
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