Why Does It Have to Be So Bright?

It's a question that has puzzled the world for centuries. A question that has led to riots, revolutions, and countless eye masks. A question that has sparked heated debates in every coffee shop, tavern, and living room.

And yet, the answer remains elusive. Is it the sun's blinding glare? The artist's overzealous use of highlighter? Or is it simply a matter of personal taste?

For those who dare to ask, we offer this exhaustive guide:

Chapter 1: The History of Bright Colors

Learn about the ancient civilizations that worshipped at the altar of chroma. Discover the modern-day cults that still worship at the altar of neon.

Chapter 2: The Science of Brightness

Uncover the secrets behind the physics of light. Learn why some colors are more annoying than others.

Chapter 3: The Art of Dimming

Find out how the masters of the craft dim the lights, and why they're secretly plotting to take over the world.