Wake up, stretch, and eat a questionable energy bar from the vending machine.
Stare at a spreadsheet for 2 hours, pretend to be engaged.
Run to the cafeteria, eat a soggy sandwich, and pretend to enjoy it.
Discover the secrets of the cafeteria's infamous 'mystery meat'
Waste 10 minutes pretending to be interested in your coworker's cat pictures.
Listen to Karen drone on about the importance of 'synergy' and 'disruption'.