January: The month where everyone's New Year's resolutions lasted for exactly 3 days.
February: When it was still cold and everyone pretended it was still winter.
March: Spring Break, but only if you had a 401k.
April: The month where everyone's Wi-Fi was still slow.
April Fools' Day: Because who needs actual intelligence?
May: The month where every third Tuesday was a holiday.
June: When the sun was so intense, you needed shades for your shades.
July: The month where every day was a barbecue.
Heat Wave: A time of extreme sweating.
August: When every day felt like a never-ending elevator pitch.
September: The month where every third Tuesday was still a holiday.
October: When the leaves turned colorful, but the bills didn't.
November: The month where every day was a Black Friday.
Black Friday: Because discounts are the new love.
December: When everyone's New Year's resolutions lasted for 2 whole days.
Lasting Impact: A testament to humanity's dedication to self-improvement.