2023 Canadian Syrup
It's official: the 2023 Canadian Syrup Shortage has arrived.
We've got solutions, and they're not as sweet as you'd like.
Solution 1: Invent a New Form of Syrup
Our team of expert engineers has developed Syrulon, a syrup alternative made from 100% recycled Canadian maple wood pulp. It's almost as tasty, but not as expensive.
Try our Syrulon Replacement Recipe