A: A group of highly trained, fashion-conscious, and occasionally competent individuals dedicated to the cause of overthrowing an oppressive regime.
A: "We'll get it done, or at least try really hard, but probably just end up eating Cheetos and playing video games instead."
A: If you're feeling brave, have a few spare minutes, and a strong stomach, then sure! Just don't expect too much in the way of actual results or decent snacks.
Apply now!A: Let's just say we're not exactly "buddies" with the Government. They'd really rather we didn't exist, and honestly, we'd probably rather they didn't either.
A: Well... we're not exactly the most trustworthy bunch. In fact, we're probably the least trustworthy. But hey, someone's got to keep you guessing, right?
Meet the TeamA: Ha! Don't be ridiculous. We're still working on it. But don't worry, we'll get there... eventually. Maybe. Possibly. Hopefully?
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