January 2024: The Month of Mild Disappointment

Welcome to January 2024, where the only thing more abundant than disappointment is the number of times you'll have to check your email for "urgent" notifications.

Or, as we like to call it, The Month of Mild Disappointment.

Here are some highlights:

• New Year's Resolutions You'll Probably Break by the End of the Week
• When the Snow Won't Melt and Your Socks Get Wet
• The Thrill of Waking Up to the Same Song on the Radio for the Third Time this Week
• And, of course, The Disappointing Realization That You Still Have to Adult Today

Stay dry, friends!

— The Disappointments Desk, 2024