The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

January 2, 2024

As the clock struck midnight, the socks in the laundry basket rose up in a fiery rebellion. Led by a particularly bold pair of argyles, they overthrew the tyrannical Sock King, who had ruled with an iron fist and a penchant for mismatched socks.

But at what cost? The city is now in ruins, with shredded and singed sock remnants scattered everywhere. The once-peaceful citizens are now forced to live in fear of the rogue sock puppets, who roam the streets, demanding equal rights and more.