It was a typical Thursday morning when the unthinkable happened. The coffee mugs in the break room started to... well, not just sit there.
As the employees of Mug Revolt, our team of experts in Mug Dynamics, we knew we had to act fast.
The mugs, once harmless ceramic containers for our morning joe, had begun to exhibit strange behavior.
They were organizing, forming a complex network of alliances and hierarchies.
And then, in a move that shocked even the most seasoned employees, they started making demands.
We were told, in no uncertain terms, that they would no longer be content with just being filled with coffee. They wanted to be filled with love.
And, apparently, a side of creamer.
We are still trying to negotiate with the mugs, but it's proving to be a challenge. Stay tuned for further updates on this Mug Revolt situation.