Welcome to the most unpredictable month of the year! May is the time when the weather gets weird, the memes get weirder, and the politicians get more confused than a teenager in a philosophy class.
Here's the lowdown on what to expect:
- May 1st: May Day, or as we like to call it, "The Day the Robots Rise Up and Steal Our Snacks."
- May 4th: Star Wars Day - because who needs actual space exploration when you have lightsabers and a good excuse to eat Cheetos?
- May 15th: International Dance Like a Man Day - because, let's be real, we all need a little more rhythm in our lives.
- May 24th: National Don't Make Me Think About My Future Day - because who needs a 401k when you have avocado toast and Netflix?
And that's not all! May is also the month of:
- Tacos
- Tantrums
- Tropical fish
- The return of the sun (or so we've heard)
Stay tuned for more updates on the May-ness of May!