In the latest twist, Earthlings have managed to get themselves into a bit of a pickle, what with all the pineapple pizza and reality TV they've been consuming. The Galactic Union of Advanced Lifeforms has been monitoring the situation and has determined that it's high time for a gentle takeover.
As of now, the estimated 4.2 billion Earthlings are being rounded up and relocated to a specially designed "reeducation" center. The center's motto, "You Will Be Assimilated," is emblazoned across the entrance in bold, blood-red letters.
Stay tuned for further updates, or just... well, just stay tuned. It's not like you have a choice.
Tentacles are out, and by out, we mean they're IN. The latest in galactic fashion has seen a resurgence in the tentacled trend. From G'Targs to R'noth, every sentient lifeform is clamoring to don the latest styles.
Leading the pack is the infamous designer, Xexuon the Tentacled, who claims that "the key to true style is embracing your inner, well, inner tentacle."
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