Bureaucratic AI Assistants: Because You're Too Lazy to Read Fine Print

Introducing the latest innovation in administrative convenience: AI-powered assistants that do all the paperwork for you!

With their advanced algorithms and sassy attitude, these assistants are trained to:

• Generate meeting minutes that sound like you actually showed up
• Create Excel spreadsheets that make sense (sort of)
• Compose email responses that are 90% as condescending as you are