Welcome to the Ministry of Unfathomable Despair, where 3-achitophel, the prophet of Unfathomable Despair, awaits.
Diagnoses
We offer the following dream-related diagnoses:
Side Effects
Side effects of our treatments may include:
- Increased anxiety
- Heightened sense of self-awareness
- Uncontrollable urges to scream "WHY ME?!"
- Spontaneous combustion (rare)
We are not responsible for the consequences of our treatments.
Or are we?
Our Treatments Are a Legal Loophole