Never Read The Recipe

Because, let's be real, you're probably just going to burn the whole thing down anyway.

This is the part where you're supposed to be making some kind of delicious-sounding dish. But let's not.

Instead, you could be spending your time more productively, like staring blankly at a wall or reorganizing your spice rack.

But, hey, if you're dead set on ruining a meal, click here for the thrilling tale of how it all goes wrong!

Or, if you want to see what happens when you overcook every single ingredient, we've got you covered!

But, if you're just feeling particularly apathetic today, just click here to see the recipe in all its unstarted glory.

Or, if you're just looking for something really, really, really long to read, click here for the 500-page treatise on why you should never, ever read the recipe.