Here, you've stumbled upon the infamous Subpage 1, a place where our beloved leader, The Great Omitter, went missing in action. Theories abound, but we're still searching for clues.
Some say he vanished while attempting to eat an entire pizza by himself. Others claim he was abducted by aliens. But one thing's certain: his absence has left a void in our hearts.
Follow the trail of breadcrumbs to find out what really happened to The Great Omitter.
Or visit the Omitter Museum to see relics from his ill-fated journey.