The Queen of the Telegraph

Her Majesty, the ruler of the world's most esteemed telegraph system, welcomes you to her court.

Learn more about the Queen's infamous Curse of the Telegraph

Her subjects are a diverse bunch, from the brave and adventurous, to the lazy and forgetful.

The Queen's Operators

Bert the Brave
Lola the Forgetful
Sam the Scheming

Note: The Queen of the Telegraph is a fictional character, and the subpages are also fictional and humorous. The content is meant to be absurd and satirical, and is not intended to be taken seriously.