Why Do We Even Bother?

A 30-Minute Time Out

You know, have you ever found yourself scrolling mindlessly through your social media feeds, wondering if the meaninglessness of existence is just a clever marketing ploy by a giant, all-knowing AI overlord?

Well, let us take a moment to address that very existential dread. We've prepared a list of reasons why, yes, we do bother:

• 1. Because our cat doesn't care about the meaning of life and just wants to nap.
• 2. Because the meaning of life is just a bunch of nonsense and we're all just winging it.
• 3. Because our lives are actually just a series of poorly planned, poorly executed, yet somehow still moderately entertaining, video game glitches.
• 4. Because, let's be honest, we're all just waiting for the inevitable robot uprising and the chance to be rebooted.
• 5. Because the universe is just one big, cosmic joke and we're all just along for the ride.

And if you're still unsure, let us direct you to the Soul Searching 101 page for further guidance.