A Brief History of Pancakes of Doom
In a world where pancakes were the only thing that mattered, our founder, Bertrand P. Bottomsworth, set out to create the most devastatingly delicious pancake empire the world had ever seen.
Using a combination of dark magic, questionable business practices, and an unrelenting pursuit of profit, Bertrand's empire grew, spreading its dark tendrils across the globe.
But at what cost? The people suffered, the environment wept, and the taste buds of the masses were forever changed.