3000-CE Subpages of Incredible Inventions

Where the Future is Made

Discover the most absurd, the most preposterous, the most utterly bewildering creations from the mind of the great inventor, Professor Pocketprotoman.

• Subpage 1: The Selfie Toaster
• Subpage 2: The Inflatable Dinner Jacket
• Subpage 3: The Automatic Socks-Drawer 3000

And many more, where the laws of physics and sanity are but a distant memory...

The Selfie Toaster

A toaster that not only toasts bread, but also captures your selfie and prints it onto the toast in high-definition.

Warning: May cause spontaneous combustion due to excessive use of filters...

The Inflatable Dinner Jacket

A dinner jacket that inflates to twice your size, ensuring you'll never be seen as a fashion disaster again.

Side effects may include: spontaneous laughter, spontaneous tears, and spontaneous loss of dignity.

The Automatic Socks-Drawer 3000

A machine that not only draws your socks, but also judges your footwear choices.

Features include: Sock-drawer, Sock-repair, Sock-jury, Sock-executioner...