Lesson 1: The Proper Way to Hold a Tea Spoon
First things first, you need a spoon. A spoon that is. Not just any spoon, mind you. A spoon specifically designed for holding tea.
Hold the spoon like it's a delicate flower, with the handle between your thumb and index finger, and the bowl resting gently in your palm.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, tap your spoon against the side of the teacup. That's just rude.
Now, let's move on to more advanced topics, like how to properly pronounce "Earl Grey" without sounding like a complete buffoon.
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