Welcome, puny, to the most epic 3D printer adventure of your life! By clicking "I agree" below, you're not only agreeing to these terms, but also signing away your soul to the great 3D printer overlords.
1. You must not use our 3D printer to print anything that might be considered "art" or "culture". This includes, but is not limited to, works by Picasso, Monet, or any other human who didn't have the benefit of 4D printing.
2. You must wear protective eyewear at all times while operating the 3D printer, lest you wish to become a human-sized 3D printed pen holder.
3. Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to 3D print a replica of the Eiffel Tower. Trust us, it'll end badly.
4. You must not share your 3D printed items with anyone under the age of 18. Those young whippersnappers are up to no good with their 3D printed toys.
5. By agreeing to these terms, you grant us the right to print your likeness without your permission, in any shape, size, or font.
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