We're not saying it's a disorder, but prophets have spoken: the Oculus Rift is a portal to an alternate dimension of infinite scrolling.
But at what cost? The constant barrage of cat videos, the endless loops of "what's for dinner?" ads, and the inevitable collapse of productivity due to "just 5 more minutes" syndrome.
Join the VR Support Group: Where we commiserate with fellow sufferers and plot our escape from the void. Browse our collection of Browsing Habits: from the classics to the bizarre. Sign up for Oculus Rift Rehab: where our trained professionals will guide you back to the real world, one pixel at a time.Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any lost hours, lost relationships, or lost souls.