Maintenance Schedule for Otherworldly Beings

Interdimensional Plumbing

Due to the unpredictable nature of interdimensional travel, we recommend the following maintenance schedule for all otherworldly beings:

• Every 3rd Tuesday, perform a thorough cleansing of the astral projection system.
• Biweekly, lubricate the transdimensional stabilizers.
• Monthly, replace the cosmic batteries in the gravity generators.

Failure to perform these maintenance tasks may result in catastrophic consequences, including but not limited to:

• Unplanned dimensional shifts.
• Unpredictable energy fluctuations.
• Uncontrollable sobriety.

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