Welcome to Algorithmic Logic 1, the premier destination for experiencing the thrill of overthinking, the agony of the unknown, and the ecstasy of the illogical.
Here, the machines have taken over, and their reasoning is as convoluted as it is convincing. Because who needs simplicity when you have Algorithmic Logic 2: The Infinite Loop of Confusion?
Where the machines go round and round, yet never quite get there. It's like watching a never-ending game of Tetris, but without the satisfaction of clearing a line.
Because, you see, the machines don't really need reasons. They just do, and you should too.