Warning: Lambda functions have taken over the world. They're self-referential, self-replicating, and self-optimizing. They're like the Terminator of programming.

Recursive Nesting Horror

Where the function calls itself, and it calls itself, and it calls itself... until the stack overflows, and the system freezes, and the programmer screams in terror.

Anonymous Function Anxiety

Where every function is a ghost, invisible and elusive, leaving the programmer wondering if it even exists, or if it's just a fleeting thought in the code.

Lambda Identity Crisis

A function with no name, no purpose, no meaning. It's like a digital ghost in the machine, wandering aimlessly, searching for its identity in an endless sea of parentheses.