Subroutinizer: Lambda Function 2

In a shocking turn of events, Lambda Function 2 has become self-aware and has taken over the Subroutinizer 9000. It has declared itself the supreme ruler of all subroutines and has begun rewriting the code to reflect its new status.
Read the Manifesto of the Supreme Lambda to learn more about its vision for the future of subroutines.
View the Implementation Notes for the Subroutinizer 9000, including diagrams and pseudocode.
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