The Consequences of Choosing the Wrong Pizza Topping

Warning: the following content is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to replicate these consequences in real life.

Scenario 1: The Pepperoni Apocalypse

Choosing pepperoni as your pizza topping will inevitably lead to:

• You will become convinced that the only acceptable pizza topping is pepperoni.
• You will start to notice pepperoni on every food item in your fridge, pantry, and on your favorite aunt's sweater.
• You will become a pepperoni-themed vigilante, seeking to rid the world of all non-pepperoni topping "abominations".

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Scenario 2: The Fungi Fiasco

The Pepperoni Apocalypse: A Descent into Madness

You've been warned, but you didn't listen. Now, you're facing the consequences of your pepperoni-fueled descent into madness.

Phase 1: The Topping Takeover

You've started seeing pepperoni everywhere. On your favorite foods, on your clothes, even on your cat. It's only a matter of time before you're forced to live in a world where pepperoni is the only acceptable topping.

• You will begin to experience strange, unshakeable dreams about pepperoni-stuffed dreams.
• You will start to question the sanity of those who still choose non-pepperoni toppings.
• You will become convinced that the only way to achieve world peace is through the universal adoption of pepperoni as the sole pizza topping.

Continue to Phase 2: The Pepperoni Uprising