Consequence #1: Not Feeding the Squirrel

When you ignore the pleas of a hungry squirrel, it will inevitably lead to:

• You will be forced to participate in an impromptu squirrel dance party in the middle of the city.
• Your phone will be filled with 17 consecutive hours of "The Squirrel Stomp" on repeat.
• Your kitchen will be infested with 300 pounds of acorns.