Consequence #1: Not Feeding the Squirrel
When you ignore the pleas of a hungry squirrel, it will inevitably lead to:
- You will be forced to participate in an impromptu squirrel dance party in the middle of the city.
- Your phone will be filled with 17 consecutive hours of "The Squirrel Stomp" on repeat.
- Your kitchen will be infested with 300 pounds of acorns.
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