Rule 1: All contestants must have at least 5 years' experience playing "Galactic Conquest: The Space Opera Edition" in their spare time.
Rule 2: Contestants must be able to recite the entire script of "Space Oddity" from memory.
Rule 3: All contestants must have a tattoo of a spaceship on their body. (Temporary tattoos accepted, but only if they're really, really bright pink.)
Rule 4: Contestants must be able to eat a bowl of space-grown, irradiated, and genetically modified space-goulash in one sitting.
Rule 5: Allประกิassistant's of contestants must be able to fit in a standard space-suit.