A recipe from the farthest reaches of the galaxy, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory.
1 cup of Quasar Flour
1/2 cup of Event Horizon Sugar
1/4 cup of Black Hole Butter
1/4 cup of Singularity Syrup
1/8 cup of Quantum Foam
1. In a galaxy-spanning mixing bowl, combine Quasar Flour, Event Horizon Sugar, Black Hole Butter, and Singularity Syrup.
2. Fold in the Quantum Foam until the mixture resembles the swirling clouds of a nearby starburst.
3. Pour the mixture into a pan coated with a thin layer of gravitational waves.
4. Cook on medium heat, flipping when the edges start to warp the space-time continuum.