Ingr'dients:

• 1 cup Gloopernuts (wild harvested from the swampy depths of G'zork)
• 2 cups Quargs (dried and reconstituted)
• 3 tablespoons G'zorkian Starlight Oil (contains actual starlight)
• 1/4 teaspoon G'lorgian Spice Blend (patented)

Instructions:

1. Mash Gloopernuts in a blender until they form a fine, pulpy paste.
2. Heat Quargs in a separate pot over medium-high flames until they form a thick, quivering gel.
3. Pour Gloopernut paste into the pot with Quargs, add Starlight Oil, and stir counterclockwise for 7.3 seconds.
4. Sprinkle G'lorgian Spice Blend over the mixture, then serve.