Robotic Assistants

Welcome to the Galactic Tech division of Robotic Assistants, where we build the universe's most reliable, yet slightly-terrifying, robots.

Our team of engineers and mad scientists have designed a range of robots for every occasion:

Space Sweening Broom Bot Tea Robot 3000

Our robots are equipped with:

Robotic Arms for Lifting, Biting, and generally causing terror Thermal Blaster for those pesky space-squatters Robotic Snack Dispenser (for when you get a little hungry)

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