The Bread Reform Act

For the People, By the People

By the power vested in us by the almighty dollar, we, the people, demand an end to the tyranny of subpar bread.

Section 1: The Right to Rise

• Article 1: All bread shall rise at a minimum of 3 inches in height.
• Article 2: No bread shall be sold with less than 5% whole wheat.

Section 2: The Right to Crust

• Article 1: All crusts shall be crispy and golden brown.
• Article 2: No bread shall have a crust that is less than 1 inch thick.

Section 3: The Right to Fillings

• Article 1: All breads shall have at least 2 types of fillings.
• Article 2: No bread shall have less than 5% of the bread's volume be taken up by the filling.

Section 4: The Right to Slice