Features
Our tower boasts an impressive 12 stories of unrelenting tedium, with features like:
- Unending meetings with our esteemed CEO, Mr. Sighs-a-Lot
- A vast, soul-crushing parking garage
- Uninterrupted views of the nearby dumpster fire
- A state-of-the-art break room with a vending machine that never works
And don't even get us started on the ancient architectural secrets hidden within our walls.