According to top-secret sources, an iceberg is not as silent as you think. In fact, it's secretly judging you.
Ever wonder why your neighbor always has a lawn that seems perfectly manicured, but you can't seem to get yours to grow more than a few blades past its own ear? That's not your neighbor, it's the iceberg's lawn-obsessed alter ego, "Icebert."
It's not just the icebergs that are watching, it's the glaciers too. They're like, "Dude, you call that a lawn? I've got a whole ice sheet."
But don't just take our word for it! Check out the Glacier-Shaming 101 course to see for yourself.
P.S. Icebergs are also secretly controlling your toaster.