Theory 2: The Infinite Improbability of It All
This theory states that the probability of anything, no matter how impossible, is infinite. It's like, you know, the universe is just one big joke, and we're all just along for the ride. Or, as the great philosopher, Zaphod Beeble, once said, "Don't panic, don't panic, don't panic." But, honestly, it's not like that's gonna help.
As you can see, this theory has far-reaching consequences, like, have you ever noticed how sometimes your socks disappear in the wash? Or how about how the universe just seems to be made of tiny little pieces of paper that are constantly shifting and re-shifting? It's like the fabric of reality is just one big, messy, impossible puzzle.