According to ancient lore, the Great Cheese Wheel of Destiny is an otherworldly artifact created by the all-knowing Cheese Gods to determine the course of human history.
Legend has it that when a brave adventurer spins the wheel, the Cheese Gods will reveal to them their true purpose in life, and the path they shall follow for the rest of their days.
But beware, traveler, for the wheel is said to be guarded by the fearsome Cheese Wizard, who will stop at nothing to keep its secrets from the unwary.
Will you be brave enough to spin the wheel and unlock the secrets of the universe? Or will you flee in terror, forever lost in the labyrinth of the mundane?