Minutes from the 14th meeting of the "We're Not Really Trying" Committee
Action Items: The Good, the Bad, and the Meh
Open Issues: Because We're Still Not Fixed
Closed Issues: Because We Pretended to Care
Next Meeting: Because We'll Probably Just Do the Same Thing Again
Attendance: Because Someone Had to Take Minutes
Decisions: Because We're Not Really in Charge
Notes: Because We Can't Remember Anything
Other: Because There's Always Something Else