432 Hz - the frequency that'll make you feel like you're floating on a cloud, but actually you're just sitting on your couch, eating Cheetos.
Step 1: Find your inner peace by closing your eyes and taking a deep breath.
Step 2: Place your fingers on a glass of water, but don't worry, it's not as lame as it sounds.
Step 3: Hum 432 Hz and imagine the universe is made of cheese and you're floating in a vat of it, just like that one time you had too much nachos.
Step 1: Inner Peace, Outer Chaos