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Our patented technology will grant you the power of telepathy, allowing you to read minds, control thoughts, and communicate with animals (but not plants, that's just not a thing).

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Side Effects May Include:

Uncontrollable urges to shout "I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT IN A BIG WORLD!"

Spontaneousประกrages of involuntary telekinetic movements

Temporary loss of motor skills due to excessive mental overload

Permanent damage to relationships due to constant mental invasions

Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos for hours on end

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