Quantum Quake: The 4th Dimensional Coffee Co.
Welcome, space-time traveler, to the most dimensionally unstable coffee shop in the multiverse!
We're brewing coffee that'll blow your mind, and not just because it's got a few too many cups in it.
Our coffee is sourced from the farthest reaches of the cosmos, where the coffee beans are grown in a quantum superposition of flavor profiles.
But be warned: consuming our coffee may cause:
- Reality distortion
- Time dilation
- Uncontrollable urges to sing show tunes
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Order now, and receive a free upgrade to our Quantum Quake 2.0 package, which includes:
- A complimentary dimension-hopping experience
- A free side of chrono-synclastic infundibularities
- A personalized reality anchor, because, let's face it, you're gonna need it.